There is an old joke that goes something like;  The power went out at the mall today. Two morons got stuck on the escalator for hours. 

You may not laugh at my presentation of the joke, but I bet you never expected to find a manual on how to use the escalator.  Apparently it's not as easy as we all thought.  I guess morons do need help sometimes.  What follows is a 6 page manual for using the escalators that was given away free to any passengers of the Toronto Transit authority.  How to get upstairs and downstairs in Toronto's Subway system.