Wisdom:

WEIRD INSTANT MESSAGE EXCHANGES

As a sysop webmaster of the frogstar.biz web site, I often get strange instant messages pop up on my screen.  My chat ID's are publicly available online in a number of places, and sometimes people just want to say Hi.  I like the occasional fan mail, or thank you, but every once in a while a strange message appears.  Usually rude, and poorly structured with more anger than grammar.  I'm especially fond of the ones that start with "WHO IS THIS" at the first introductory message.  I have archived a few for public laughter.  I will admit that I try hard to make it interesting.  Some people play along, some don't.

• Ship me stuff - On the hook
  This one looks promising.  She really believe I believe.
   

• Engrish Chat me ok?
  An attempt to chat with somebody who can't chat
   

• Donna Lies
  A longer two day love story
   

• Miss Becky Alone
  Miss Becky gets mad I figured out she's African
   

• Kim_West Quickie
  She admits she's African and gives up on me fast
   

• I'm Rich
  A quickie love match made.
   

• Soul Mate hunnie.
  Hi.  Will you be my soul mate?  Me cool.  From Texas.
   

• CASH MY MONEY ORDER
  This Nigerian from Canada asks faster than usual.
   

• IM PIMP REQUEST
  Can you find me a girlfriend?
   

• I HAVE NO MOTHER
    (contains strong language)
   

• Maybe a scam... maybe not.
   

• FBI or 14 year old cheerleader?
  Does everybody online want to sex chat?
   

• Ask Jeff - Fired Revenge
  Why am I an expert?
   

• Pleese make a page on me
  An odd request from some kid who denies it

There are a lot of odd chats I have that are too long or personal to include here, but I'll try to update at least once every few months.